Bureau of Unproductive Affairs · Sub-office 0

Department of Pointless Pastimes

Six official activities. Each one involves something random and none of them accomplish anything. Please complete all forms in no particular order. Results will not be retained.

Time wasted: 0:00 Forms touched: 0 Productivity achieved: 0.00%

The One-Sided Die

Form PP-101

Roll the die. Record the result. Prepare to be surprised.

1
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Rolls
0
Odds next roll is 1
1 in 1
Longest streak of 1s
0

Rock Observation

Form PP-207

A randomly issued rock has been assigned to you. Watch it. Report any activity.

Rock serial
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Time observed
0.0 s
Events recorded
0

Sock Reconciliation

Form PP-314

A random load of laundry has come out of the dryer. Select two socks that match.

Attempts
0
Pairs found
0
Socks lost in dryer
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Cloud Appraisal

Form PP-422

Estimate the market value of the cloud below. An official appraiser will review your figure.

Your estimate
Official value

Name the Lemon

Form PP-509

This lemon changes its legal name every 1.4 seconds. Type its current name and submit.

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Names held so far
0
Correct answers
0

Pigeon Census

Form PP-616

Count the pigeons in the square and submit the total. Pigeons arrive and leave at random.

Counts filed
0
Census status
Incomplete